HAPPINESS
I read recently about a study that suggests people are less
happy for using social networking sites, as they tend to judge their own lives
on the comparative experiences of their friends and family. And lets be honest,
as much as we’re all glad that our old pain in the arse school friend got that new
job/promotion/mail order Thai bride/whatever, it can be just the icing on the
cake of the flick to the scrote that has been your shitty day.
So to combat this, I have devised a new way of self reflection
that can brighten up your day. Instead of comparing your life to that of your
colleagues and friends, nut up and go toe to toe with a hero/celebrity/icon/someone
who seemingly has it all, and you’ll see that your pitiful lil' existence isn’t all
too bad at all.
Here, I’ll go first...
Me Vs STING
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ME
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SCORE
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STING
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SCORE
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From the North East of England
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Yes
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1
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Yes
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1
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Looks*
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More handsome than Sting
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1
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Not as handsome as Jay
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0
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Bass playing skills
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Pisses on Sting
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1
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Not as good as Jay (but did write Synchronicity II)
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½
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Bedroom prowess
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Can go way longer than Sting
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69
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Can’t go as long as Jay
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½
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Relationship Status
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Single
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1,000,000
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Married to Trudie Styler (Probably fucked Toyah Wilcox)
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-49½
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Multi-Million selling International Artist
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No
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0
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Yes
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1,000,000
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1,000,072
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999,952 and ½
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Which means I beat sting at being awesome by 119 and ½ points.
Go me
For Comparative Analysis
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| Me - AGE 27 |
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| Sting - AGE 27 |
